Rewatching  Star Wars is an odd experience.
It's surprisingly dirty, 
grimey and  grotty.
It doesn't introduce the hero until about 15 
minutes in.
Loads  of the first reel is one-sided bickering, followed 
by silent wandering  around in the desert.
Han is really very seedy... 
and a murderer.
Leia  is a sarcastic, bossy, combative dominatrix; a 
far cry from the  sexual-harassment-victim / soppy-girlfriend she later 
became.
The tone  suddenly veers from deadly serious to comic/quippy as
 soon as the Falcon  arrives at the Death Star.
The Stormtroopers hang 
around and chat.
The Rebels are an unprepossessing bunch - skinny, 
scrawny, tubby,  greasy-haired, snaggletoothed, etc.
The droids are 
CLEARLY slaves to  the humans.
The Sandpeople are CLEARLY evil Arabs.
The backstory as  explained by Ben is much better than anything in the 
sequels, let alone  the prequels:  Ben and Annakin go and become Jedis, 
their protege Darth  kills Annakin, Ben buggers off home.  Clear, simple
 and emotionally  resonant.
Darth is clearly a first name and is 
clearly NOT Luke's dad,  no more than Leia is Luke's sister.  Luke and Leia clearly fancy each other.
The funny thing is that, if 
we take the prequel canon as applying to the original film (which can be
 done without inflicting emotional damage upon oneself as long as its 
only a temporary thought experiment) then the lovechild of Luke and Leia
 would be absolutely LOADED with midichlorians... thus making it, in all
 probably, the most powerful Jedi in history.  The only problem is that a
 lightsabre would probably be harder to wield effectively with webbed 
fingers.
Darth 
Vader, by the way, is a henchman to  Tarkin... and god only knows how he comes out of
 the whole  let-Leia-escape-with-the-plans clusterfuck with a PROMOTION!
Also... isn't destroying an  entire planet, just to make a point, a bit 
of a fucking waste?  Did  Alderaan have no resources, no wealth, no 
strategic value, no military,  industrial or economic significance to 
the Empire?  None at all?  It's a  bit like Hitler saying: "just to 
prove how powerful I am, I'm going to  completely destroy Belgium".
And ponder 
Luke's lack of concern over the  slaughter of his adoptive parents - 
"ah, fuck 'em, they made me do farm  work" - not to mention Leia's 
brusque dismissal of the destruction of  her entire planet.
Weird.
 
That first reel is a western, isn't it? Should the Sandpeople be Arab-inflected American Indians?
ReplyDeleteAlso: I have never heard anyone suggest that the original "Star Wars" has a better backstory than the one put forth in "Empire."
That said, I agree with everything else. The Vader-as-henchman bit is really good. I'd never thought of that.
Hold your fire, what are we paying by the laser now?
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