The main headlines today. THE BBC NEWS DIVISION HAS TAKEN OVER OWNERSHIP OF OBSCURE DOCTOR WHO BLOG SHABOGAN GRAFFITI "The blog wil...

It's the end of an era.  He's quit and they'll have to find a replacement.  Of course, the show will go on.  Eras end.  New on...

There were violent clashes in London yesterday as protestors against the Dalek occupation attacked Daleks and Robomen on the streets. What...

It's been announced that King Peladon is to marry some blonde or other.  They'll be married in a marriage ceremony after which they...

The new leader of the War Lords, The War Ed, delivered his first speech as leader today, winning muted and embarassed applause when he said ...

The Gatherer today unveiled harsh new plans to deal with the economic crisis caused by loss of investor confidence after Pluto was ruled to ...

(This was originally written in the aftermath of the election. I read Private Eye , you see.) In the recent elections held by the surviving...